無賴派文具：讓你玩物喪志、永保青春

前言                                                        004
air mail 便條台                                     010　　
芭比原子筆                                            012
化身為便條紙的啦啦隊                        014
venture 9                                                 016
眼鏡便條紙                                            018
貓掌不求人原子筆                                020
desktop fishing                                        022
evolution eraser                                      024
sharp-end cat                                          026
赤緣筆                                              027
deaded pen holder                                  028
byuun                                                      029
手裏劍大頭針                                        030
Kamiterior　ku．ru．ru                        031
mustache pencils                                    032
膠帶男                                                    033
動物原子筆                                            034
熱狗收納包                                            035
巨大剪刀                                                036
potato chips memo                                 037
 
專欄①磁鐵狂熱迷之家                        040
 
play more notepad                                 046
削鉛筆機                                                048
哲理便條紙                                            050
school desk rakugaki-cho                        052
豆腐一丁便條紙                                    054
凱蒂貓發光筆                                        056
i-Maker T-Shirt                                        058
立體海豚拼圖筆                                    059
迪士尼公主                                            060
gripsharp                                                 061 
jam n’ shred pen                                     062
colourful crayon necklace                      063
鈦金的1cm量尺                                   064
心形打洞機                                            065
竹葉舟便條紙                                        066
積木膠帶切割台                                    067
zip pen                                                     068
骷顱頭釘書機                                        069
耳掏子原子筆                                        070
魚形原子筆                                            071
pushpin collection                                   072
富士山和神社                                        073
dream diary                                            074
calcuruler                                                        076
勇氣小子 「BravePal」吸磁名片座    078
 
專欄②橡皮擦狂熱迷之家                    082
 
zipit 怪物收納包                                   088
MameIR　工程車原子筆                      090
壽司筆袋                                                092
honest boy pencil sharpener                  094
dine ink utensil set                                  095
動物園蠟筆                                            096
scissors tape                                            097
pencil stackers erasers                           098
雙色筆                                                    099
美味棒雙層筆袋                                    100
paper voodoo                                          101
蛙類原子筆                                            104
麥克筆專用袋                                        105
刺蝟原子筆                                            106
指甲刀原子筆                                        107
stampler                                                  108         
school bag                                               109
竹輪鉛筆                                                110
comfort rules                                          111
我的情人是文具                                    112
sudoku pen                                              113
walls notebook                                        116
incredible 3D doodle kit                         118
kill time note                                           120
musical ruler                                           122
real便條紙                                             124
nerf筆                                                    126
投石筆                                              128
sandwich tag                                           132
磁碟片筆記本                                        134
power pen                                               136
3折式 dentaku soroban                                138
穴道按摩筆                                            140
捉迷藏屋                                                142
playdoo pen                                            144
kiss me原子筆                                       146
 
結語                                                        151

前言

　　文具分成實用和無賴兩種。
　　能在學習或工作派上用場的，是實用的文具。
　　害人把玩到忘了時間，耽誤到工作的，就是無賴的文具。

　　用來貼在參考書重點頁數上的，是「便利」貼。
　　可是，讓人忍不住手癢一張接一張亂貼，
　　貼到搞不清楚哪裡才是重點的，就是無賴的「不便利」貼。

　　出水順暢，書寫流利的是好用的原子筆。
　　雖然可以剪指甲，但是卻不好寫，就是無賴的原子筆（P107）。

　　能夠讓人在接電話的時候，迅速記下重點的，是方便的便條紙。
　　明明在講電話，卻害人忍不住沈迷釣魚遊戲的，就是無賴的便條紙（P22）。

　　能夠讓人一眼量出正確長度的，是有用的尺。
　　雖然長度正確，測量的範圍卻只有1cm，就是無賴的尺。

　　這些設計超瞎，難用得要命，但是──很有趣。
　　接下來，請各位慢慢欣賞各種無賴派文具吧！