前 言
目 錄
1.First Day of School 上學第一天
2.Which Would You Like to Have? 你要哪個?
3.Making a Call 打電話
4.I’m Glad 我很高興
5.Good News and Bad News 好消息與壞消息
6.A Good Meal 美餐一頓
7.It’s His Fault 是他的錯
8.You Are on My Side 你在我一邊
9.If I Can Catch You, I can Have You 要是逮著你,就擁有你
10.The Key to You Box in the Letter 信箱的鑰匙在你信裡
11.Prettier Without Glasses 不戴眼鏡會更美
12.Henpecked Husbands 怕老婆的丈夫
13.You Have the Wrong Number 你打錯電話了
14.I will Pay the Money for the Word 我願意付這個詞的錢
15.An Observant Passenger 一個有心的乘客
16.Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate? 有人要乾淨的盤子嗎?
17.Who Is Responsible for It 誰對此負責
18.Two Tickets for the Musical Show 兩張聽音樂表演的票
19.Fire 火情
20.My Wife Is Having a Heart Attack 妻子得了心臟病
21.He Works for Himself All His Life 他一生只為自己工作
22.A Rick Father 有錢的父親
23.On Miracle 論奇蹟
24.A Big Christmas Party on the Ice 冰上的一次聖誕晚會
25.A Useful Lesson 有益的教訓
26.The Bank Sets You Free 銀行釋放你了
27.A Telephone Call 一個電話
28.I Am Mr. Gilbert Himself 我是吉爾伯特本人
29.Ceased Beating Your Wife? 你停止打你妻子了嗎?
30.Mother, I Want to Go to the Lavatory 媽媽,我要上廁所
31.A Different Kind of Audience 不同的聽眾
32.The Taxi Driver 出租車司機
33.New Year Resolution 新年決定
34.Wrong Number 打錯了
35.Motive and Action 動機與行動
36.Whose Dog? 誰的狗?
37.Whose Bones? 誰的骨頭?
38.Most Expensive Thing 最貴重的東西
39.I Can’t See Clearly 我看不清楚
40.Such a Neighbour 如此鄰居
41.Fix the Window 修窗戶
42.I’d Like Trains 我喜歡火車
43.Snake For Show and Tell 一條用作表演的蛇
44.Flower-planting 種花
45.An Episode in the Train 旅途小插曲
46.My Coat Fell down the Stairs 我的外衣摔下樓梯了
47.You Say the Most Wonderful Thing 你說得太動聽了
48.The Judge And The Accused 法官與被告
49.Christmas Tree 聖誕樹
50.Impossible to Obey 難以從命
51.A Very Large Hole Right above My Bed 我的床上面穿了一個洞
52.Not a Crime but a Miracle 不是犯罪而是奇蹟
53.I Want It In Your Right Arm, Please 我要它扎在你的右手臂上
54.Difficult Husbands 難伺候的丈夫
55.Service Charge 服務費
56.It Made No Difference 都一樣
57.Who Is George Washington? 誰是喬治‧華盛頓?
58.Exchange Your Cosmetics 互換化妝品
59.A Bad Impression 一個壞印象
60.Man Outside 外面有人等
61.Honeymooners 蜜月新人
62.Before the Trouble Starts 麻煩出現以前
63.Your Have Left Your Parcel There 包裹就在你房間裡
64.A Car and Two Tickets 車和兩張戲票
65.I Have Them All 我都有了
66.What Was Wrong With It? 哪兒不對?
67.Napoleon Was Ill 拿破崙病了
68.Sometimes It’s Mine 有時屬於我
69.Scare Me Half to Death 把我嚇個半死
70.The Man Who Never Puts a Foot Wrong 循規蹈矩的人
71.Conglomerate on Wheels 輪子上的聯合企業
72.Got You 可逮著你了
73.Christmas Gift 聖誕禮物
74.Take Another Chance 在冒一次險
75.Helen & Mary 海倫和瑪麗
76.Haven’t Got a Penny 身無分文
77.Look Like Your Father 像你爸爸
78.Secret Weapon 秘密武器
79.Safety-Conscience 安全意識
80.A Glass of Beer 一杯啤酒
81.Great Imagination 超凡的想像力
82.Be Honest 實話實說
83.A Good Singer 好歌手
84.The Man Who Threw That Stone 投石之人
85.The Way to Speak 講話的方式
86.We Have Hit Land! 擱淺了!
87.Not Good At All 糟透了
88.Work One Day A Week 一週工作一天
89.It’s My husband’s 那是我丈夫的
90.Change Your Business 改換你的工作
91.God Only Knows 只有上帝知道
92.Police’s Hospitality 警察的款待
93.Mark Twain and the Barber 馬克‧吐溫和理髮師
94.Jack London and the Editor 杰可‧倫敦與編輯
95.Paderevski and Miss Smith 帕德烈夫斯基與史密斯小姐
96.The Wrong Vice-President 搞錯了的副總統
97.Something for Everybody 可以給任何人的東西
98.I Am Not Wrong 我沒弄錯
99.Too Much 太多了
100.Cigarettes Or Hamster? 香烟還是倉鼠