迷你桌上型告解室Desktop Confessional

　　會議當中忍不住對胡扯的大老闆翻白眼；和討人厭客戶握手時，忽然控制不住手勁；目睹豬隊友同事經過茶水間差點滑倒，你在旁邊憋不住笑聲……。
 
　　工作時人人都可能短暫失去理智，做出讓自己有點抱歉(但又不是真的很抱歉)的舉動……就讓這組迷你告解室幫你排解罪惡感！
 
　　按下跪台(kneeler)，誠心默想或大聲說出你有點抱歉(但又不是真的很抱歉)的心意，所有罪行都能得到寬恕！
 
　　*使用方式：按下跪台可聽到「Tell me your Sins.」，維持長按約3-5秒後再放開，即會聽到「You are forgiven.」。請留意，跪下時罪行描述不夠詳實(按鍵按不夠久)，可能不會被原諒、聽不到「You are forgiven.」句子。
 
　　*內附迷你告解室一個、CR2032 3V鈕扣電池一顆(不可充電)、趣味小書一本。

        A unique addition to our successful line of humorous religious minis, including the Dancing with Jesus Bobbling Figurine and Pope Francis Bobblehead, with light and sound for added value!
 
       Absolve your sins from the comfort of your office with the Desktop Confessional, a charming mini replica of the classic confessional booth that is always here to say "You are forgiven!"
 
       This kit includes:
       * 3" miniature confessional, with light-up priest screen and pressure-activated kneeler that says "You are forgiven."
       * 48-page illustrated mini book.

Jackson Menner is a writer from Grinnell, Iowa. He currently resides in Washington, DC.