The Lazy Mountain Biker’s Guide

Minimum effort. Maximum effect.

Isn’t this what we all want in life? A way to achieve nirvana in health, wellness, and fitness, without trying too hard?

This is a Guide that will truly transform your life-on the mountain bike trails and off. It will force you to rethink everything you do, how you do it, and how to spin it for those watching, so that they only see the very best version of you.

From a true fan: ＂If you are serious about mountain biking, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK, but what a great gift for a friend!＂

IMAGINE learning about the phenomenon of laziness, how it has influenced us deeply throughout history, given us lazy celebrity heroes, and a group of politicians, influencers, sports stars, and con men who have something amazing in common: they understand the chasm between appearance and reality, rivalling what the ancient Greek philosophers knew.

IMAGINE learning how to find ways to ride the trails with little exertion, yet with plausible deniability.

IMAGINE developing low-effort ride strategies and a customized list of excuses as to why you simply had to ＂rest＂ on the trails.